July 2012
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Ricky Gervais on "Derek and Clive"
(on listening to his first Derek and Clive album)
My mum came into the room from the kitchen at the moment when Mr. Cook was telling Mr. Moore that the worst job he’d ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s arsehole.
My mum said, “Bob [Ricky’s brother]! Turn that off. What if the Vicar came round?”
Bob replied, “It’s midnight, so I’d tell the cunt to Fuck Off!”
—Ricky...
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